posted by Dedric Mauriac on Iron Fist 15 weeks, 4 days, 18 hours, 27 minutes, 24 seconds ago [118 views]
Elvis was going to explain a revelation he had last week, but instead a problem has come up. Apparently the church of elvis was built over a native american graveyard. This has created an anomoly in space-time called Chronosynclastic Infundibulum! The church is changing from solid matter into a wave.